ni lagi satu lawak bodo, yg memang kelakar giler muahahaha

lawak bodo start.... 

Why did the chic cross the road 

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: 
To get to the other side. 

ARISTOTLE: 
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. 

RONALD REAGAN: 
I forget. 

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER: 
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road. 

JERRY SEINFELD: 
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to 
ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" 

BILL GATES: 
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. 


MAHATHIR: 
You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes....the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want to...'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan 
to do so...we won't hesitate to use the ISA... 


ABDULLAH BADAWI: 
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar 
angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam - ayam semua...jangan percaya..jangan percaya.... 

SAMY VELLU: 
ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu 
ayam musti guna jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........ 

KARAM SINGH VALIA: 
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas 
jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan Malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya pada ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu 
Ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahannajis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya Sudahi dengan......... Ayam di jalan di lintaskan Ayam di 
reban mati tak makan 

COLONEL SANDERS: 
I missed one? 

BILL CLINTON : 
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...